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Adventures in Bikeland - Part 1


When my granddad passed this March, I inherited two "motorcycles" - a 1970 Honda Trail90 (red) and a 1970 Honda CT-70 (blue). The bikes have been in our family since original purchase - I even learned to ride the smaller one when I was about 13. They both have less than 1200 miles each and are well-maintained but aged - I'm sure the last time the CT-70 was serviced was when I rode it, circa '88; even longer for the Trail90. So we got these bikes home and, at the prodding of a motor-head friend did a little research on them, only to discover that they are somewhat collectible or at least desirable. But we don't intend to sell them - rather, I'd like to ride them.

I feel compelled to get at least the Trail90 running for lots of reasons:
1) It's the most street-legal, the other isn't.
2) If it gets decent gas mileage it will actually be useful around town.
3) It's kinda cool looking in a retro kind of way.
4) It seems like the right thing to do as a good steward of what I have been given.
5) I'd really like to be able to say I did.

I already know it needs SOME work - battery, tires, tags, title etc - but I for now I want to see if it will run, then we'll get the rest of it figured out. So I gathered all of the necessary pre-flight materials - gas, new battery, oil, grease etc. Replaced the battery. Checked the oil and the drive chain. But when I put gas in the tank, it promptly came out the bottom. Upon further inspection, I discovered the fuel lines were weathered, cracked and broken off. Oh great - looks like this wont be as easy as I had hoped.

And this is where the adventure begins: I have no small engine repair experience. I know very little about combustion engines and even less about motorcycles. I am not mechanically inclined. I do have some experience from the repairs I have done on my own, but I harbor more resentment than satisfaction from most of those experiences. But with the support of my wife and help from a little thing called the internet, I am determined to make this happen. So far I have successfully removed the exhaust brackets to get the gas tank off and remove the bad fuel lines - now I am looking for replacement parts. New fuel lines are too fat to fit throught the hole in the chassis, so I am ordering repro parts off the web. I have kept careful records of where everything goes so I know how to put it all back.

This is uncharted territory for me. I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing process of repairs. But we are in it for the long haul - determined and motivated. I've got the owner's manual and the Shop Manual as well (my granddad was pretty organized). I've got all the tools I should need (which reminds me about a post I am considering writing on a man's tools and the knowledge how to use them... but I digress). But most of all I am determined. I suppose if it is worth having, it is worth working for. So begins the experiment to see if I can repair this bike and get it running. I'll try to keep you posted of the progress. Wish me luck!

Trey

Crocs are the new fanny packs.


Ok I admit it, I have a pair of Crocs. And I "get it" because they are damn comfortable.

(By the way, that's NOT me!!!)

But HOLY CRAP they are ridiculous looking. I say this because we spent the past weekend at the lake so I got to see a lot of people wearing them. I typically only wear mine in the yard because they're easy-on-easy-off, so I don't really get a chance to see what they look like as part of an ensemble (I never even thought to make them part of an ensemble).

Having now seen them from a spectator's point of view, I can tell you quite assuredly that they are one of the worst fashion elements ever. Actually I don't even think they are intended to be part of any kind of statement... unless the look you are going for is "retar-duck". They may even be the gateway drug to wearing black socks with shorts and it's just a quick parlay to a fanny pack. Ugh. In that moment I was ashamed that even I owned a pair and swore to never wear them in public.

Clearly this is one of those function vs. form arguments but I'm really not sure the functionality is winning.